
As you all know, Halloween is this Wednesday, which means lots of substance-free parties, itchy polyester, and well, sluts.
Yes, this is the only occasion that seamlessly bridges the gap between the “hoe” and the “closet freak.” Allowing them both to look like a pre-jail Lil Kim (nipple pasty included) without fear of a Facebook group popping up with the intent to smear their good name.
And with that said (you have to be in a bit of a “gutta” state of mind to fully appreciate the rest of the post) , I introduce to you some of the most compelling investigative journalism since CNN’s Anderson Cooper went to cover Hurricane Katrina complete with Prada loafers and tee.
There is an article in the current issue of Missbehave called Selling Her Painties For Profit. Yasi, who has a column in the mag entitled Yasi Tries, sets out in this installment to see how many pervs she can lure on Craigslist to buy her used panties. Gross, I know.
After researching what things like this go for on the internet, she found that, “$30 is the going rate for “worn one day” and $55 for “worn during time of month.”” I’m not even going to speculate on the reason for the price hike in the more icky of the two garments because what’s more interesting is that there were actually fools who responded to Yasi’s listing!
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